Good news to Microsoft fans!
Microsoft comes to its sense and withdrew their bid for Yahoo!
Of course, that does not mean good 'ole Baldy Ballmer is giving up.
Oh no, not after those Yahoo! punks gave him a full course of slapping.
He's gonna lie low and pounce again when Yahoo! fails to make the numbers.
Meanwhile, with that out of the way...
Maybe Microsoft can concentrate on bringing Windows 7 on time and on feature.
Maybe Yahoo can recruit back those weasly-two faced-ratty-bilge bile-scumbags that jumped ship.
Maybe Hillary Clinton can win after all.