Monday, June 16, 2008

CONGRATULATIONS DAVAO CITY !

We have made it!

We are now on par with Metro Manila !

Years and years ago the politicians made a bold decision to emulate the travails of Metro Manila.

No Matter What It Takes.

And they did it!

Traffic? Check!

Pollution? Check!

Flooding? Check! Check! Check!

Why in my elementary days, we never had the joy of experiencing school cancellation due to flooding! Students today are so lucky to experience an official goof-off day.

Makes me green with envy!

How did Davao City do it?

With no foresight and lack of planning, of course!

Congratulations to our none working politicians past, present & future on this hard loss victory.

But wait... you must not rest on your stinking laurels, less needs to be done.

Poor planning and zoning must continue unhindered and unabated.

Streets must be constructed with token flood control. Or better yet, just slap a sticker of a drainage on the curb!

Traffic 'aides' must be trained to ignore traffic lights and conduct traffic as silly and carelessly as they please!

Davao City's politician must not rest on their cess pool, less work needs to be done to keep up with Metro Manila.

WARNING : POST CONTAINS CAUSTIC SARCASM. NOT SUITABLE TO THOSE WITH BAD READING COMPREHENSION. Oh, wait... this should be on top... DAMN, too late.