Saturday, June 28, 2008

McCain Calls Carter 'Lousy'

CNN reports.

"Yes, because Carter was a lousy president," McCain quipped. "This is the same guy who kissed Brezhnev."

Oh-ho! So being culturally aware makes Carter lousy?

What's next? McCain will come out screaming "Carter's a fag! Carter's a fag! Carter's a fag! Because he kissed Brezhnev!"

Pssst... hey McCain did ya know that Nixon shook hands with that dastardly Mao Tse Tung?

Now, I wonder why I should be rankled about this.

Is it because James Earl Carter seems like a decent man.

Is it because James Earl Carter tries to bring peace by, uh..., talking peace to the Jews and Palestinians (listed in alphabetical order)? Despite the Bush administrations' attempts to bully him not to.

Hey McCain! What is Bush Sr. doing? Lobbying for more offshore oil drilling?

Hey McCain! Why not take pot-shots at Bill Clinton Instead? After all, he's gonna be taking aim at you soon enough.